CRAZY LADY                     

You, sittin on your front step gazing strangely at my house…

Are you trying to freak me out?

Getting up and rambling wildly down the road,

Who knows what’s brewing in your head?

And I can’t understand a word that you said

And I don’t care what you have to say, crazy lady (You’re freaking crazy)

And I don’t even know your name, so I call you Crazy Lady (You’re really crazy)

But you can’t here me anyway.

Now you’re sitting on my front lawn. What the hell is wrong with you?

Did you forget your medication? (Yes you did!)

Is there anyone on the other end of the phone that you are yelling into?

As you walk around the block.

Back again, sleeping in your driveway….

We are working so hard.  Can you say the same for you?

Now you open up the window, pleading through the darkness….

And I can hear what you have to say, crazy lady (You’re very crazy)

I don’t even know your name, so I call you crazy lady (So very crazy)

But you can’t here me anyway…  No, no, no…   (You’re freaking crazy)

You can not hear me anyway

You’re freaking crazy, Crazy Lady

Who do you do voodoo on the corner on?